F16. Alayna Lightkep. Lover of God in the Nondenominational Christian, mostly Catholic kind of way. Overly opinionated conservative, anti-feminist, anti-SJW, pro-gun, pro-life, pro-Israel, pro-capitalism, pro-military, patriotic chick. Friend to many. I write, debate, do art, blog, and talk a lot. Grade A dork & fluffamuffin. Unabashed info junkie. Ben Shapiro 2020. Follow me on Instagram and Snapchat, if you like. ^ - ^

pie-the-memer:

peskipiksi-pesternomi-for-life:

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

You mean this:

What kind of detective work

proudblackconservative:

People are roasting Sarah’s dumbass tweet mistaking a construction marker for a swastika and it’s everything I could hope for 😂

spillywolf:

Here’s a thought: instead of whining about someone else’s art or sending artists hateful or rude messages, work on your own art and mind your own business.

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

amargedom:
“ Daily reminder!
”

amargedom:

Daily reminder!

disgustinganimals:
“warmsleepy:
“ strangebiology:
“ BE GENTLE TO HAMISH
”
im in position with a sniper rifle to take out anyone who grabbes hamish by the horns
”
If you’re a smart and civil person, you must seek to grab Hamish with your words.
”

disgustinganimals:

warmsleepy:

strangebiology:

BE GENTLE TO HAMISH

im in position with a sniper rifle to take out anyone who grabbes hamish by the horns 

If you’re a smart and civil person, you must seek to grab Hamish with your words.

higher-order:
“redbloodedamerica:
“ texas-conservative:
“I just bought a new SUV after reading this. How about you @redbloodedamerica?
”
That is precisely what many of today’s environmentalists want: a return to the pre-industrial...

higher-order:

redbloodedamerica:

texas-conservative:

I just bought a new SUV after reading this.  How about you @redbloodedamerica?

That is precisely what many of today’s environmentalists want: a return to the pre-industrial revolution.

“Mommy, why do I have gangrene?”

“Because we’re saving the planet, dear”

extraordinarycomics:

Gotham City Sirens by Oliver Wetter.

texas-conservative:
“As someone who has been a public school teacher this isn’t that far off of reality.
”

texas-conservative:

As someone who has been a public school teacher this isn’t that far off of reality.

All of us will know it [the weight of God’s glory] flat in the face when we die; we shall be hailed by the Angel of Death with the same lightsome glory with which Mary was hailed by the Angel of Life, because Christ has made Death into life’s golden chariot, sent to fetch his Cinderella bride out of the cinders of this fireplace of a world, through a far midnight ride, to his very own castle and bedchamber, where Glory will beget glory upon us forever.